I recently learned on Reddit, that 16 stacked pennies equals an inch and 16 pennies lined up is about a foot. Naturally, the first thing I want to do is measure the length of my penis in pennies.
So I take out my plate of coins and start counting pennies by 16. I then left the pennies on the bed, but having so many pennies stacked was hard (heh) to hold up and measure next to my penis. Nonetheless, I lifted the stack of copper-plated coins up from my bed and over to my chair.
The pennies, of course, burst everywhere, landing on the floor and on chair and bed. I literally made it rain pennies. Dozens of pennies (not quite a dollar's worth haha) all over. And I had to clean it up. This is especially stupid because every man knows the size of his penis already. If he says he doesn't, he's either lying or ashamed to answer.
I'm such a fucking idiot. brb, cleaning up penis. I mean pennies.
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