Monday, July 27, 2009

EPIC

As many of you know, I have been studying (not so) diligently for my DATs. I have been known to study at various places around Milpitas, such as a local Starbucks or Peet's Coffee.

Today, however, I decided to go with my friend Christian to the Milpitas Library, which is relatively new. It boasts state-of-the-art facilities and utilities, such as a computer monitor that allows private internet viewing for people so others can't watch at odd angles. However, for those looking directly into the monitor, the screen is in full view.

Christian and I are sitting next to an island where the public computers are. Next to us are two seemingly innocuous public library users maximizing their opportunity. On one side is a 50ish-year-old Chinese man. To his left is a young black middle school boy, supposedly studying. Behind the boy is a woman sitting who seems to be watching him, making sure he works.

Christian and I are behind them.

The old woman falls asleep, so naturally, as any of us would do, the boy starts to fool around.

But things get out of hand...


The old man has been watching graphic Chinese pornography this whole time, and Christian and I can see this. It's surreal, the porn and the fact that he's watching it.

Furthermore, the black kid's babysitter is dozing off so he's sneaking glances every so often.

AND THE OLD CHINESE MAN WON'T STOP!

Pic or no proof?

From left to right: The sleeping babysitter, the black preteenager, the perverted old man.
Christian clarifies in case you couldn't tell which one was looking at the porn.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

that scene is really sad and pathetic but I can't help but laugh.

Why is the Old man watching porn at a place acalled Teen-Opolis? haha

andrew, I know you enjoyed the porn too. dont lie. haha

Jag said...

Well its not like he was rubbing one out in the library, right?

Not that I'm defending what he's doing or anything...

Unknown said...

at least the old man wasn't jacking off.

then again, you can't really see his hands. haha

doo said...

bizzare.

Stephanie N. said...

isn't it illegal to watch porn on library computers??

also i think you should rethink your nonexistent facebook again. now that you've done away with your facebook, you've also done away with the link to your blog that i always clicked.
today it took me a whole 15 minutes to try and figure out what your blog was called.