Sorry for building that up.
So my nap today was strangely eventful. I skipped lunch and was prepared to go to my 1PM Macroeconomics class. I had the ever-reliable Anna deal the wake up call. Actually, I had her call me at noon so I could get lunch. However, as noon rolled nearer, it was evident that my state of slumber was much more powerful than my mind or stomach.
Therefore, I asked Anna to call me back a few minutes before 1PM, so that I could readily make it to my class. As 1PM neared, I got the call.
"Hey," her voice came through emphatically.
"Heyyyy," was my groggy reply.
"Are you going to class?" she asked me.
"Yeah, of course." It really wasn't obvious if I were going or not.
"OK, then. You should get going. You only have ten minutes until class," she advised.
"Yeah, yeah," I replied, feigning awareness. "I'm heading out now."
"OK, then. I'll talk to you later?"
"Sure." I checked the time. 12:50PM. I went back to sleep.
An eternity later, I woke up to check the time.
12:55PM.
That's it, I thought to myself, I'm DEFINITELY ditching Macroeconomics today. I went back to sleep.
An eternity later, I woke up to check the time.
12:58PM.
Fuck. Are you fucking KIDDING me!?
So yeah, I went to class reluctantly with a newly opened can of Monster.
24 fl. oz. of energy, and I still regretted going to class. Bullshit. BULLSHIT!
And now I can't even go back to sleep because I'm so freakin' spiked on this liquid crack.
At least it's Lo-Carb.
6 comments:
that's only an eternity if you're a one minute man ;)
-Brian
Do you KNOW how much effort it took me to remember to call you?
You asshole.
andrew, your storytelling ability is amazing. from start to finish, even though this blog was (pretty much) about nothing, i was hooked...
I got to have my daily Andrew news for I don't read the newspaper. So update your blog more =]
i found you =)
i cant believe you like owl city. everyone is starting to like them now :[ -v
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